do you ever get body damage that you can’t quite remember how it happened? more often than not for me, it’s a bruise. just a small one usually on the arm or leg, and for the life of me i can’t remember how it happened.
a few days ago i noticed a slight discomfort sensation on my butt cheek when in the shower, i just figured it was because i had the water ultra hot, cos that’s how i like my showers. well yesterday i actually craned my head around to see if there was any cause for the above mentioned discomfort because it had happened for 3 days running.
to my surprise there was a scratch an inch and a half long on my bum. i have no bloody idea how it got there since all nude bushwalking trips were cancelled this winter due to low enrollments.
there are two possible explanations that i can think of that don’t involve blind alien scientists.
1) that i had something sharp in my pocket that scratched me through my pants (which has happened before, rather nastily mind) or
2) that bloody cat audrey swiped my butt as i was walking past and got me through my clothes, probably pj’s and that given this is a regular occurrence my brain says ‘not important information’ and deletes the memory of all such attacks from my mind.
i’ll let you, gentle reader, decide which one is _most_ likely.
